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“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
(Source: lialialiafuckuall)
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i was at work doing check-out and the conveyer belt was going crazy so the woman i was serving said “it keeps moving when i don’t want it to and i can’t control it!!” and then the man behind her winked and said jUST LIKE MY BOWELS OMFGNK
WHY WOULD YOU EVER BE IN A SITUATION WHEN YOU WOULD THINK ITS OK TO SAY THAT
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there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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“This is my face of pug-rage. Unfortunately, I still look happy. Just rest assured that I am not.”
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i’m so annoyed with all of those “yes, I’m a female and I play video games”
like you don’t need particularly male qualities to play a damn video game
if you’re so fucking manly then make a ”Yes, I’m a female and I donated to a sperm bank today” page
then we’ll talk
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Writing "etc." on an exam because you can't remember any more examples...
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Omg I need more friends...
